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Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
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Orphan

You said orphan frequently only once!
by The Modern Major General September 9, 2022
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orphan

sommething we need to,
obliterate
destroy them
destroy their homes
mock them
beat them in minecraft
I love slapping orphans dont you love it to technoblade
by Melon132 January 19, 2023
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Orphan

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by ObemaTheGreat March 24, 2022
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looks orphan

Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.
by Ericopolis August 12, 2019
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Orphaned punchline

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.

(Name taken from Tv Tropes).
“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.

Orphaned punchline
by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023
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Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan
(Name) has a orphan dick.
by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023
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