Charlie Sheen and the Orphans

An excuse used by people who get hurt in stupid ways. When asked, they say that Charlie Sheen was picking on some orphans, and attacked when apprehended.

Carl: how did you say you broke your arm again?
Mark: I told you, I was fighting Charlie Sheen.
Rob: I saw it, but I forgot to put the video on youtube. Charlie Sheen was setting fire to the orphanage, and Mark was like "Dude, not cool," and Charlie went all caps rage and snapped that arm like a twig!
Carl: Charlie Sheen and the Orphans? Cool story bro.

by TanithMot September 24, 2011

greedy fucking orphans

the phrase you say when you land on the donate to orphans space in the game of life

I hate those greedy fucking orphans!

by deeznutz72 March 6, 2016

Dark Humor Orphan Jokes

Fanne Jowk mayk evry1 laf

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know what home is! Now that's funny Dark Humor Orphan Jokes.

by Chessey69420 January 6, 2021

Orphans

thsi word simply refers to pornography. Used in personal FTPs as the name of the folder containing pornography. The word can also be altered so that an "Orphanarium" is the folder for porn and the "Orphans" are the porn files.

Dude you love your Orphans!
Look at the size of that Orphanarium!
Do you have nothing better to do than collect Orphans!
Is your Orphanarium an all girls one, or boys and girls?
This is the best Orphan i have seen in a while.

by Zam November 30, 2004

orphan

having a beer or drink out too long and leaving it there

John - looks like everyone left the party

Tim- someone left an orphan behind.

by Mo_Beetch September 7, 2010

orphan cough

the chronic cough caused by cigarette smoking.

person 1: "you should quit smoking..."

person 2: "yeah, I'm starting to get an orphan cough."

by alaskan cougher November 21, 2007

Orphan

A child whose parents aren’t alive anymore.

Student disrupts education in class*
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. I’m an orphan !

by Urfluff May 24, 2020