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Ground Burger

One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.
I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.

My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021
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dorking ground

a place where dorks go to hang out and do dorky stuff
person:1 hay feddy do you want to go hang out at the dorking ground
person:2 yea sounds great we should totally play wow for like 10 hours when we get there
by crookys j February 23, 2011
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Ground Chicken

1)The substance that is put in all chicken-based school foods.

2)A chicken that has become roadkill.
Guy Eating: Eww, wtf is in this shit.
Guy on Urban Dictionary: Ground Chicken.

Kid Playing: Hey Tony, come look at this!
Tony: Eww, Ground Chicken!
by Lemons66 June 2, 2009
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Ground surprise

Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.
She found another ground surprise! I think it was a chicken bone again!
by Viviyin December 25, 2021
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Ground Control

The person in the group (who is either sober or (more rarely) uses the drug so much it hardly affects them) who watches over the others who may be under the effects of drugs, usually hallucinogens like shrooms or acid. Their job is to watch over everyone and make sure they’re safe. Most of the time, their job is to keep you from having a bad trip (panic attacks and stuff) and maybe acting rash.
“Just bagged some shrooms, who wants to be ground control?”
by iamthesandguardian September 24, 2023
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the dumping ground

Somewhere you leave your child/children to abandon them
I just put my child in the dumping ground because they where annoying me
by Pppppoppoopjb February 9, 2018
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Ground Pounder

A slang used for people who joined the US Army Infantry

other terms are Knuckle draggers and Crunchies
Wow, you scored that high on your ASVAB and decided to be a ground pounder?
Hundreds of MOS and you became a ground pounder?
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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