restart custard

another way to say retard

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non-admin: okay,
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by Lolnutcracker December 15, 2017

Custard bum

A semen filled asshole.

Jason why does you're fart smell like cum, you little custard bum

by Pandaboii420 February 26, 2018

Custard Eyes

custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night

"stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes" said david

by peza2009 June 17, 2009

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022

custard skin

girls who wear too much foundation.

lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.

by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 4, 2010

custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.

kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.

by greasd up deaf guy February 1, 2010