restart custard

another way to say retard

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by Lolnutcracker December 15, 2017

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022

custard skin

girls who wear too much foundation.

lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.

by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 4, 2010

custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex

Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.

by Super Steve May 12, 2018

Whip the custard

Verb.

After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.

After they both climaxed, Harry started to whip the custard and continued to pleasure Belinda.

by For-Harry’s-Sake September 29, 2018

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022