Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019

sara claus

sara killed santa and she is gangster as fuck she stole all the presents and has the elf’s as slaves.

did you hear about Bryce he pulled a real sara claus

by sara Claus November 12, 2020

The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022

Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

by StickyMick December 7, 2019

Claus. P. Volder

He's basically god in human version, and have a brain inside his brain and he like horse and is the coolest motherfucker to ever grace earth zues think he's strong, Albert Einstein thinks he's better at math

i killed my father because Claus. p. Volder offered to be mine

by Shooter_Gay June 18, 2020

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

A song by Louis Armstrong

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021