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Ole Miss

The team that LSU loves to open a can on every year. Ole Miss is easily one of the worst schools in America, as well as one of the worst football teams. The average Ole Miss football fan has the IQ of a rock, and they act like asses.
Who's LSU playing tonight? Ole Miss? Oh boy, we get to beat those idiots again..
by Mike the Tiger December 17, 2004
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The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .
Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
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Ole Coleman

The portable Coleman brand gas grill, used to make deli shoe creations.

"Crank dat Ole Coleman bud"
On Tik Tok they have people eating the first fish they catch cranking the Ole Coleman to bring us another Deli shoes creation.
by Large Mouth Ass Catcher June 22, 2023
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'ol laid

Means "mother" in Ireland, typically used in Cork slang.
"C'mere to me lad, I saw your 'ol laid last night and she was savage."

"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"

"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"

"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"
by CorkBoi101 June 2, 2010
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Ol' Texan

This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.
"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"

"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
by ButChugNugs April 20, 2022
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Ol’ Dusty

Old mans dick- especially a veiny one with dead skin and a cheese shop at the bottom
Betsy: hey john what’s for dinner todayyy?
John: haha, Ol’ Dusty!
Betsy: and you wonder why our kid came out ginger!
by johnysinsrighthand August 9, 2020
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Ole' Dirty

Ole' Dirty University is in Norfolk, Virginia and is near the water and the one and only Killam Ave... While being unknown for sports other than field hockey they are known to throw great darties for football games and St. Patties Day.
I go to Ole' Dirty
by Ole' Dirty August 8, 2023
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