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Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.
Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011
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Amy Nurse

sipho's wife in terraria
Douchebag Edward
Amy Nurse
Big Fat Bastard
Little Tgerd
Living in a Walnut House
Perverted Wizard Didn't Bounce
by sextuagint bambi July 6, 2024
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nurse monke

Nurse monke is Rehab she's a good monke who is a nurse. Therefore, this is basically another way to call somone who is a monke and a nurse.
Patient: Nurse Monke is a good nurse

Rehab: Thank you monke
by UPSFROMEUPHORIA March 11, 2021
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Nursing the cat

It’s when you are taking longer than necessary
In response to some taking a long time to make a play in a card game, “hey! You’re nursing the cat over there!”
by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021
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Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.
by Wordsiah July 13, 2025
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bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing
guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!
by ty148 May 10, 2017
mugGet the bowl nursingmug.

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