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going number one and number two

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.
by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009
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crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.
You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.
by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014
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Imaginary Numbers

The concept that exists just to make people in Algebra 2 die of confusion.
"How does this pointless stuff that I'm not even going to use when I'm older even make sense? I just don't see how there can be Imaginary Numbers!"

(dies in class)
by NYC213 October 5, 2015
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nubsub

A substitute teacher with one arm. Although not much is known about this poor woman, there are many myths, legends, and controversies. Some say that she lost her right arm during the first world war when a crate of rations that was parachuted from the sky landed on her, or that she lost it in a game of dice. Although no one knows the reasons behind the missing arm, the story of the nub and it's powers are certain. First it has the power to attach to anything to replace the missing arm. For example, after school hours, when she is not substituting, she attaches a stool to her nub and becomes an underground lion tamer.
It also has the power to knock down a mountain in one tap. Even though she only has half of a bicep, no one wants to tango with the nubsub.
Abraham: Yo my homie, where you are you going during 4th hour.

Oliver: I'm headed to English where we have the nubsub... (starts to cry)

Abraham: Oh snap! Make sure you watch out for her leathal nubjab.
by dwaynebank December 21, 2009
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Comfortably Numb

One of the best songs, ever written. Great guitar riffs. I think its about taking drugs to get through all thier shows.
Some Emo/Screamo Prick: "Wow, Im crying because the Used and Taking Back Sunday are so good."

Me: "Go cry in a dark corner. Comfortably Numb is a real song, with real lyrics, which earned its popularity instead just being a trend."
by DRob September 16, 2005
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Numbers mason

by LeafyBoi June 13, 2020
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(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.
*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food
by kj7771 May 19, 2008
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