Number Four

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.
by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers June 11, 2009
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Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.
Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.
by nokidz June 03, 2009
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Number 15

When you are hanging out with your friends but no one knows what to say, say number 15 and eventually a conversation will start, after a few cringey and forced laughs.
*silence*
"Number 15*
"Haha"
*conversation ensues*
by Nathan's Username October 19, 2019
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number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
by Light Joker December 27, 2006
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man numbers

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".
No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.
by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010
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number zero

The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.
Me: Man, I'm missing my buddy. He's my number zero.
by jjbugs October 27, 2018
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fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by Hotsauce Curt October 13, 2015
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