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noncon

Person of Levantine ancestry who affects a faux-conservative ideology. Possibly derived from non conspiratorial as historians are almost unanimous in asserting that these people have a particular aversion to conspiracies.
President Trump was bound to win the 2024 election as the noncon faction of the elite had agreed with the other factions that the election was going to be safe and secure.
by The Thegn of Tottington March 19, 2025
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Noscompness

The aching awareness that you can never emotionally re-enter a moment - not even an unhappy one - because even the exact same external setting can't reconstruct the exact emotional cocktail you once had.
A nostalgia not for happiness, but for emotional complexity you can never feel again.
The feeling of knowing you'll never feel that specific blend of emotions again.
You ever try to recreate a memory and it just feels... off? That weird ache? That's noscompness.

It wasn't nostalgia; I didn't miss the moment itself, I missed the emotional version of it. That's noscompness.

I sat in the exact same spot, surrounded by the exact same people, listening to the exact same songs, even the weather was the same, but the feeling was gone - replaced by a sharp noscompness I couldn't shake.
by vkarinkaa June 13, 2025
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Nincomfraudia

Yo, when you achieve Nincomfraudia, do you think you're gonna be a caterpillar or a moose?
by Swag Lord 25 August 7, 2025
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Nincomfart

Putrid sycophants enhancing the stench of a narcissistic nincompoop.
That nincompoop surrounds himself with nincomfarts.
by Omar O. Ungh September 6, 2025
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Nincompoopster

A dumb obnoxious little dog that poops on the carpet in the middle of the night.
My little bichon frise is an adorable nincompoopster. He left me a crappy present under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.
by Hlmrocko85 September 24, 2025
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Sweatpants Nonconformist

Someone who actually doesn't care what anyone else thinks, because they go out in public with little to no effort to look presentable, or look like anything for that matter. Their clothes are typically cheap and ill-fitting, and they wear sweatpants because they are the most comfortable thing it is legal to leave the house in.

Stereotypical nonconformists are not the literal extreme because they are still conforming to society's expectations by putting effort into going against the acceptable look. Those who wear sweatpants NOT YOGA PANTS in public are acting under no external influence whatsoever.
Asshole: You're fat and you have acne all over your face; what an ugo!
Me: I'm wearing my gym clothes on a day I'm not going to the gym; do I really look like I care? Your words are wasted on a sweatpants nonconformist like myself.
by depressedannie September 17, 2014
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socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.
Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop
by Sexydimma February 10, 2015
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