nofi

Short for "No F*cking Idea".

Me: "Do you know where my pants are?"
She: "Nofi."

by XBL July 2, 2005

nofriendo

An electrical item, such as an MP3 player or mobile phone that causes someone to be out of touch with people surrounding them.

There's no point talking to David, he's just picked up his mobile phone. When he's using any nofriendo, he doesn't bother to talk with his friends.

by djSharpy April 25, 2010

nofornication

a trip two people, who otherwise might have sex, relax and rejuvenate, take with young children.

Over President's Day weekend, we took a nofornication to San Diego with our twin toddlers.

by jareau August 20, 2009

Nofx the Pirate

A person who is utterly reviled by British gaming companies.

Wow, he's not getting any drops, he's a complete Nofx the Pirate.

by #clowd October 14, 2012

NoFfer

Someone who has been trained yet cannot grasp the concept of how to properly wipe their own ass.

That dude is suck a NoFfer.

Don't be a NoFfer man.

You don't want to grow up like then NoFfers over there.

by helliondsq February 1, 2021

noFFin

the response to answering someones questioning

Hey whats up oh noFFin much how about you

by Dolores Corrado June 16, 2007

noffie

abbreviation for 'non-f***ing friendz', with a comfy sound to it..

can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...

'Hey, didn't I see you with your ex again the other day ?'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'

'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'

by mikroth January 6, 2008