5 definitions by jareau

A very short piece of writing that combines PR-worthy factoids with some real journalistic ability. Usually runs less than 250 words.
O magazine has one or two articles, the rest are blurbicles.
by jareau August 26, 2009
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Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.

Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?

-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
by jareau September 1, 2009
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A passive way of coming out of the closet on a social networking site.
"Someone from junior high gaybooked me. His profile picture is him in leather chaps."
by jareau August 13, 2009
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Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by jareau September 1, 2009
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a trip two people, who otherwise might have sex, relax and rejuvenate, take with young children.
Over President's Day weekend, we took a nofornication to San Diego with our twin toddlers.
by jareau August 20, 2009
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