Fellatio Nelson

Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).

We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!

by Manx bloke September 3, 2006

Nildo

A dildo which provides zero enjoyment.

I need to get a man - this nildo aint worth shit.

by benebrius April 12, 2010

Wet Willy Nelson

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.

John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!

by Dartamisprime April 17, 2019

Nelson Sompa

A Nelson Sompa usually likes to ride horses and is always homosexual. Nelson has a tendency to get lost.

Oh! Look at Nelson Sompa over there jumping like a horse!

by Twinkle Star332 November 2, 2019

nils

a sexy young man who sings to the greatest showman when sad. He is often seen as incredibly intelligent and sexy but his smells are unbearable.

Nils why didn't you take a shower!

by honeystains January 7, 2020

Neilson

the brand of 0% sugar chocolate milk my mom bought me. Tastes gross

Neilson 0% sugar chocolate milk should be cancelled.

by fendee November 13, 2020

Nils is the God

Look above

Nils is the God at everything

by 4202169 May 5, 2021