Bob: Man, I love Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland!
Rob: You just like watching hentai and jerking off, don't you Bob?
Bob: Yeah...
Rob: You just like watching hentai and jerking off, don't you Bob?
Bob: Yeah...
by omgdragonz July 03, 2015
Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
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