Nescafé Handshake

Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.

The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.

by Dr Harry Koch January 21, 2005

nesa

another word for dog a term most commonly used in new south wales and queensland in australia

1 - hey did you see that nesa run
2 - ah fuck he just did a nesa

by kumargg August 10, 2006

Nesfatara

A extremely attractive woman.

A beatiful woman is introduced to you and your friends and you turn to your friend and say
"Nesfatara"

by Crim Light July 15, 2005

neeyaw

a sound effect used when something is cute, indescribable, and too ugly that it's cute. something people use when they don't know what else to say.

1)"neeeyaw! just look at brig and gab!"
2)"i love you"
"neeyaw"

by fluhfluh? December 7, 2009

neska

A beautiful old playful doggo that is old and loyal

she is a beautiful brown and white dog

#neskaisthebestdogintheworld

you use a neska for a pet.

by cocogirl101 May 16, 2018

Nelya

A potato

"Yayayayay I'm having nelya's

by Ohwow101 October 14, 2015

Nesha

Nesha is a girl, well that’s a nice way of putting it. She is pure evil and is bound to break your trust or be a stupid bitch and go behind your back. She’s a typical mean girl but so much worse...

Nesha: get in loser, we’re going shopping
Girl: wait really? That’s like so dope!

Nesha: haha! Omg Chloe this stupid loser actually thinks I would let her sit in my car!
Chloe: omg like what even?!

by Tiffany bra November 22, 2019