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Guacamole Neighbor penis

for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis
Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"

Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"
by I like Guacamole February 5, 2024
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my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024
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Neighbors

Loud ass people who blast music and stomp(if you live under them in a apartment) and smoke 5$ koosh that came out of a decomposing skunks ass because it stinks a little to much
(Muffled screaming) (plays spongebob type beat) (loud ass stomping) (sirens)

“Dam I have loud neighbors”
by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021
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fake nigga neighbors

The fake nigga neighbors, the ones that lives in Camden, New Jersey in North America, in the Northern 39.94° and Western 75.105° hemisphere, especial the ones that are in their backyards at night or mid-evening that talks about a bunch of NOTHING for no reason, what so ever they bomb and band blasting music like there's no tomorrow then have a nerve to play frequency as if their lives can't get any worse. They know how to talk nonsense and are blunt gaslighting liars, they will stalk you for their fun or joy or whatever... They are usually high or drunk. They will waist your time in anyway or form possible. Trying to prove a delusional point of view. They even shot bults in the air. They knock on their wall. They are impulsively repulsive in any form, on purpose. They don't care. They hate everyone including their selves. Why you may ask, nobody know. Their untie is built on hate. SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORMATLY. NO MATTER WHAT.
Person 1: Hey, do you here them there making a lot of noise out there.

Person 2: It's just them fake nigga neighbors that nobody wants to be around, again.
Person 1: Why. They keep bothering you again.
Person 2: Yeah, they keep on saying a bunch of nothing again.
Person 1: It's alright, because they'll got tried around the morning or when they deem they need sleep.

*12:00 AM*~ and there still up
by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 2, 2025
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Duff Neighbor

Duff meaning: Dreadful Ugly Fat Freak of a Neighbor.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.

The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.

They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
by Sass sha J May 29, 2010
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Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you
Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor
by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018
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Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him
-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?
by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022
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