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This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..
person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!
by lomindsfp May 11, 2022
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Napoleon

A very short man. About 4'0 feet tall even when reached adulthood. People named Napoleon are very ugly, especially Napoleons with glasses and does boring magic tricks.
by Champurado October 24, 2022
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Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.
"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."
by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020
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ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.
metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.
by aggagagdegigfidhfgkdjvhjhaaaau November 17, 2022
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Napoleon's Memes

Somw of the best memes on the block, likes talking to his audience of memes and has the best audience because they do not report him (you can not be better)
Yo bro you see this meme on Napoleon's memes?

No I havent let me see

Both: laugh
by Bro dont peek May 17, 2019
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Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.
Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024
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napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
by Sexydimma September 16, 2016
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