Mutual Assholery

The state of being in which two or more assholes compete to out-asshole each other.

Many traffic accidents are caused by mutual assholery.

by Wannabe_elf December 16, 2014

Mutual breakup

Something you’d say when you get dumped by him.

We had a mutual breakup.
Uhm, yeah right

by Facts01 November 27, 2018

Mutualism

Is when you and your friend have kind of a treaty about cheating in tests from each other

Helena: Did you study for the test?
Max: No, me and Joana have Mutualism.

by IronyCurtain October 9, 2020

Mors Mutual Insurance

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"

Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah

by ShittyWriter69 August 6, 2021

mutually assured destruction

Where people kill each other at the same time in 1st person shooters. Very annoying.

FUCKING BIATCH JUST MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTIOn!

by MoFo November 23, 2003

mutual denial

A term to describe a situation where a person or group knows someone or another group knows they do something but pretend they don't and if it comes up everyone denies it.

Person A: "Yeah by parents know I drink, and they know I know they know, but we all pretend we I don't."

Person B: "Mutual Denial"

Person A: "yeah, 'Mutual Denial'"

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I know you know I do it but we are going to pretend we don't and if it comes up we deny it.

by Anti-Liberal1026 January 29, 2010

mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003