Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.

"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum

by the dark lord October 18, 2018

Ya Mum

Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.

Ya mum looks like a deranged gorilla.

by Mr McDinguserrill April 7, 2020

jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023

mum goals

My mum, aka Jacqui Archer, aka the OG

YO she's mum goals

by 12345678ms October 16, 2017

foster mum

she's a woman who wanted to help a kid that could have ended up in bad hands. she's caring and loving and wishes you were here own. adopted kids should be so grateful that people wanted to take care of them. they should also be really nice to her because she might have not been able to have her own kids.

shane: here's a poor little kid nobody wants to adopted that's sad
foster mum: I'm going to love her so much, and hope she tures out like me
foster mum: I'm kindheated and not judgemetal

by Yananai September 30, 2017

Sid's Mum

Sid's Mum is a sexual position which originated in India. It is a sexual position where a guy called Sid calls over his friends to his house and then his friends shout "Sid's Mum", which leads to Sid's Mum running over to Sid's bedroom and proceeding in a group orgy with his friend's on his bed.

Hey Sid, can we try out a Sid's Mum next time? It'll be such a good experience for all of us!

by Sid's Master July 19, 2018

Ur Mum

The thing that a retard says after u say something like “What did you do today?” Then he answers “Ur Mum”

“What’s ur hobby?”

“Ur Mum”

*Slaps him*

by Shivi Wivy January 30, 2019