give me a muddy splash.
by Anthony Dagostino May 26, 2007
After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!
dirty sanchez muddy canal
by PeterRoss January 26, 2014
Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.
by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020
by Chris Heather July 02, 2011
bro 1- isn't that the girl you dated?
bro 2- nah bro we were just muddy buddies
bro 1- wow you tapped that?
bro 2- yeaaaah
muddy buddy- friend u have sex with
bro 2- nah bro we were just muddy buddies
bro 1- wow you tapped that?
bro 2- yeaaaah
muddy buddy- friend u have sex with
by aaaddddyyy June 05, 2021
When you drain the water from the toilet bowl, take a dump and place googly eyes on the turd. Surprising the next unsuspecting person who uses the bathroom.
"Goddamn it, Garret Muddy Budded me again"
"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"
"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"
by Bierleichen February 02, 2017
eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman
by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014