I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass
I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler
by KC DIRT April 23, 2014
Get the muddy hitler mug.After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!
by PeterRoss January 25, 2014
Get the muddy canal mug.When you drain the water from the toilet bowl, take a dump and place googly eyes on the turd. Surprising the next unsuspecting person who uses the bathroom.
"Goddamn it, Garret Muddy Budded me again"
"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"
"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"
by Bierleichen February 2, 2017
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Get the Muddy Trotters mug.During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.
I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.
by ChewCracker April 5, 2019
Get the Muddy Glove mug.the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.
by oncoming wedgie October 30, 2014
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