Mosquito

The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.

Guy 1: Eww, is that a zit?
Guy 2: Nah, I got bit by a mosquito yesterday... *Scratching*

by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013

mosquito

Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)

Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.

by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013

Mosquito

A bug that annoys everyone.

Friends: Damn Omar you are a fucking mosquito today

by Handle68 May 21, 2016

Mosquito Cult

A group of gay middle schoolers who usually summon demons and watch shows like helluva boss and hazbin hotel

"those kids are a part of a mosquito cult"

by The gay child January 13, 2025

Mosquito-ing

(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.

Jeez, my boyfriend was really mosquito-ing me dry last night, I hope I don’t get malaria.

by DrBlueBalls April 18, 2020

Mosquitoing

To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.

“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”

by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025

mosquito

a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep

i'm trying to kill this mosquito for 20 minutes straight, i can't sleep :(

by botermossel September 15, 2020