mommy parts 

Female Breasts and Pubic Region.

I think I'm going to go home, chase the wife around, and play with the mommy parts!

mommy parts by Big John Welder June 11, 2006

mommy issues 

you have issues keep a healthy relationship with your mom

you and your mom cant stop arguing, or she says hurtful things, or invalidates your feelings.
shes probably said things like these to you :

"stop being a ungrateful piece of shit"
"all you do is take up space and suck up all the oxygen"
"maybe if you werent such a fuck up"
"you're the problem"
"your a mistake"
"you're so fucking mean all the damn time"
"you're so annoying"
"leave me the fuck alone"
"i give you almost everything you fucking ask for and its still never enough"
"you're overdramatic"
"stop complaining so damn much"
"good for nothing"
"useless"
"why are you legs so skinny"
"you eat to much"
"your eating to little"
"you look fat"
"your gaining weight"
"why are you losing weight"
"you dont have any mental problems your just a fucking weirdo"
if so, you have mommy issues.

mommy issues by TheSkinnestBitchAlive December 27, 2022

mommy meal

Re-heatable meal your mom cooks for you before she goes away for a while. Frequently stored in Tupperware or some equivalent. Comfort food for the working man.

Luann Van Houten: If you don't like Mrs. Simpsons' cooking, you have your mommy meals.

Milhouse: I got 'em!

Marge: Why does every kid who stays with us bring mommy meals? So I put pineapple in my potato salad. Live a little, huh!

mommy meal by ajcrites July 31, 2010

mommy pig 

A British speaking fat ugly feminist pig. She works from home on her computer playing games and could kill her kids if she sat on them. She managed to marry someone fatter than her and gave birth to two fat-ass pigs.

“Mommy Pig, I want a trampoline!”
“Peppa, just bounce on my belly!”

mommy pig by mommypig February 24, 2019

Mommy Issues 

Mommy issues is an attachment problem with parents, particularly mothers, that affects a person's overall development.

I have mommy issues

Mommy Issues by Silkyy May 16, 2022

Mommy Dearest 

A term of irony used for a very self-serving mother with very little inherent nurturing instinct and often a victim of psychosis and/or bipolar disorder. Her ugly and abusive behaviors often include but are not limited to: name calling, tyrannical micromanaging, violent rages, insensitivity, blaming her mistakes on everyone else, extreme vanity, envy of her childrens' talents disguised as "constructive" criticism, and a propensity towards often having a very phony and pleasant public facade. Joan Crawford was the prime example of such a mother.

Child #1: My mom grounded me for not making decent grades this quarter. She's an evil witch!

Child #2: Mommy Dearest is so distracted with her ego and ambitions that my grades only cross her mind when she remembers that they are going to reflect on her public image. THAT's evil witch dummy.

Child #1: Touché!

Mommy Dearest by vegan87 September 1, 2011

Mommy and daddy issues 

Your family’s fucked <3

But it’s okay so is mine <3

I have mommy and daddy issues.

Mommy and daddy issues by @mommyanddaddyissues.com November 15, 2021