A Russian mob descendant who like to paint penises, takes a daily vodka shot with her multivitamin out of a Stalin shot glass, hates small children, only dates men with maseratis and has a bedroom that's infested with squirrels.
Dude, I hooked up with a Mityul last night after we drank too much vodka and she had a life-size naked-Khrushchev poster on her ceiling.
by Lo-pop January 10, 2012
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MONTY is the definition of a real mixed nigga. Monty’s have big goals and dreams of being rich or famous. You have to be careful though, especially if they rap. MONTY don’t play like that is they catch phrase. They have a good heart that can easily be broken. Never get on their bad side or hell will break lose. They always feeling lovely.
by MR CLUTCH241 September 27, 2018
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A person who cannot stop themselves from playing pokemon obsessively, restarting multiple times for their own enjoyment.
by ScamMeister June 8, 2014
Get the Monty mug.(N) A form of jailbait that is extremely deceptive and dangerous. Usually between the ages of 15 and 18, they make it very difficult to for the average male to tell whether or not they are of age.
Dude, I think that girl I hooked up with at the party last night was a monty, because she left early to get ready for school; high school.
by dat_fire April 21, 2011
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