Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
by Hola ese June 8, 2015
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"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"
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"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
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by CallerIDBlank April 22, 2019
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