Sketch level midnight

The highest degree of a sketchy situation.

" Lets jump off the roof"!
" Dude. That's sketch level midnight"

by NEGROHERO January 2, 2012

Ten-to-Midnight

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.

I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.

by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

Midnight sword fight

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.

"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"

by Shower Fart October 25, 2008

midnight poke

the act of banging your mate after he/she's been sleeping for a while

Jack jumps into bed for a midnight poke with Jill

by IsmailRules May 31, 2006

midnight catapult

When you are doing a chick doggystyle, you aim yourself so your back is to an open window. As soon as you finish, roll backwards and throw her out the window.

That bitch was given me shit yesterday, so I gave her the midnight catapult.

by chimmey April 2, 2008

the midnight meat train

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 23, 2009