milhouse

someone who never gets with ladies or has minimal social skills and is a closet homo

cd is being such a milhouse today

by harold hunter September 22, 2005

Milford

A dirty steryotypacal white trash town in southern ohio

used to insult soem one poor

You can't aford cars in milford, hell you can't aford anything in milford

dude you're from milford LAMO

by 6th_grade December 11, 2004

milfoil

The vaginal juices of a MILF. Especially in referance to using them for cooking. See also milf oil.

Some like their veggies pan fried in olive oil, but I prefere the taste of veggies fried in milfoil.

by slxpluvs December 9, 2008

Milford, CT

A.K.A. Milftown, Mtown, Milf, M-Ford, CT Post (because of the huge mall), CT car dealership city, CT shopping center, is a city in New Haven County, Connecticut right between Bridgeport and New Haven but, it's tad bit closer to Bridgeport than New Haven. It is a shoreline city, known for it's beaches, the biggest truck stop in the state (Secondi Brothers Truck Stop), little industrial area by the truck stop, White Trash, and big drug usage because of the teens and truckers, also prostitution. But currently Milford is changing and the poor people have and are moving out, I know Milford got rid of some of their trailer parks and is building up more luxury houses and stores. But these homes are still cheaper than those neighboring Fairfield County. Milford has one of the best malls in CT. The Westfield Connecticut Post Mall just finished with renovations and is bigger and has more stores than before, and there is a movie theater in the mall too. It's just the where people go to shop in Southern New Haven and Eastern Fairfield Counties it is very busy on weekends.

Drive along US Route 1 in Milford, CT there is nothing but, car dealerships, stores and restaurants for 6 miles, Milford pretty much has all of the major car brands plus independently owned used car dealerships.

Also has 95, MTA Metro-North train stop, Milford Parkway which is 2.5 to 3 miles long which connects 95 to the Wilbur cross parkway better know as the Merritt Parkway or the Merritt

E.g.,
Robert: I'm bored...lets go to Milford/Orange!
Shawn: Alright yea we'll drive all 10 miles on RT 1 up from Stratford line to West Haven line and back

by InCTB August 2, 2011

MILFOF

a Mother I'd Like to Friend On Facebook.

I saw a friend of a facebook friend. man, she was a MILFOF!

by markconlonmassage April 16, 2010

Malmorin

The state of an object that is sad, tender, moist, beat, or recently breastfed.

You holmes, that child was way malmorin!

by HenryIsMoist January 26, 2011

Party Queens of Cala Millor

When two single, goregous ladies decide to take the coast of Mallorca by storm. They do not choose the corny destinations of Magaluf or the Greek-party islands, but they rather decide to shake things up a bit in Cala Millor. The beautiful beaches and lovely accomodations makes this resort an obvious choice. The party queens are made up of one crazy chick with killer legs and horny eyes, whilst the other girl has a booty that can, and will stop traffic. Together they make up the indestructable team which is the party queens of Cala Millor.

person 1: did you see the look on that old, german woman's face?
person 2: yeah, i think she met the Party Queens of Cala Millor.

person 1: I wanna party tonight, do you know where to go?
person 2: wherever the Party Queens of Cala Millor are

by randomguy10 June 1, 2010