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Microsoft Teams

Am I audible? Is my screen visible?
Microsoft Teams is used for brain harassment of students
by VTheVir February 18, 2022
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Microsoft Internet Explorer

a web browser that downloads chrome. otherwise its fucking useless.
i just used microsoft internet explorer to download google chrome
by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022
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Microsoft Teams

A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.
by Weeamiku March 4, 2022
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Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.
“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”
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Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face
What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch
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Microscopiss

The tiny droplets of urine splashed on your legs, pants or shoes when you’re pissing standing up. They can be felt when you’re wearing shorts but one must be careful because these will inevitably accumulate if you don’t wash your pants with a certain frequency, leading to foul smell and other inconveniences.
- Dude, toss the TP cause I need to wipe my legs and boots, just felt a bit of microscopiss while doing my business behind the tree.

- Here, dude!
by Manoosa Lago June 19, 2023
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The Microsoft Touch

A subversion of the Midas touch, where instead of whatever the king, or in this context, company, Touches, Or acquires, turns to shit rather than gold. The term is based on Microsoft's constant acquisitions of companies that almost immediately get liquidated or produce nothing but garbage afterward.

A good example of this is Rareware, a gold standard for games on the Nintendo64, and even earlier for the SNES. Being notorious for producing a large amount of critically acclaimed games. Until Microsoft acquired them in 2002, where they essentially were a dead company afterward.

This same loop can be seen with various companies, platforms, and games bought out by them and other companies. Skype is another perfect example of this.
"I hope the Microsoft Touch doesn't get to Discord, I really don't want it to turn into Sykpe 2"
by HyruleOrphan May 13, 2021
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