the Argentinian football/soccer player who was won 7 Ballon D'ors, 3 Champions League, 8 La Liga titles , 1 Ligue Un Title and several other trophies in football/soccer
by Leslie Monk August 24, 2022
Get the Lionel Messimug. The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"
by Bobby105 September 10, 2007
Get the messy harpmug. When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
by SpaceSanctum August 14, 2017
Get the Messy Mikemug. A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
by goodnightlila April 29, 2008
Get the messy lovemug. by NoweryShowerny January 24, 2008
Get the messy oscarmug. Trys to play part as a 'friend' when in ones home with the extremely high beliefs she is 'secretly' conversating with ones man.
by Shawtywithasmile December 14, 2018
Get the Messy hoemug. when you stick your dick in some chicks ass, and then she sucks/cleans your dick off in her mouth, named after Mark B. from Riverside
by Theadoro April 18, 2005
Get the messy markmug.