Merchant

A bussinessperson engaged in the wholesale purchase for profit.

Edward had purchased a barrel of wine for the wedding and the wine merchant’s method of measuring the volume at first angered him.

by BlackPohatu November 21, 2016

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

Mereane

Mereane is a very beautiful person,she has a big booty,she’s black smart and a very nice person she has cool friends and has a boyfriend that is tall and loves her to death then she left me to go to Cali and he was sad for a long time until she got back

Mereane is a nice person

by Timtatman March 23, 2019

nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

Benefit merchant

A person who encourages an idea or plan for their own personal convenience

Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road

Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired

by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013