match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.

I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.

by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

mattcd

A blue eyed baby boy who has a large ding a long and likes to sing along to indie music. He learned how to have sex on reddit, which explains why he was a vergeen until 35. He cute tho.

Mattcd, stop scrolling through reddit and pay attention to your naked girlfriend.

by Barbara Cumsock October 19, 2019

Match the puzzle

Have Sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they match like two puzzle pieces.

Chad: Hey emma do you wanna match the puzzle?

Emma: Yeah sure.

*And then they have sex*

by zaiahy June 20, 2020

Matching Random Words With Random Definitions

Some one who make up stupid ass words or statements and match them with stupid ass definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "What have had you busy for the last few days?"

Person 2: "Ohh that, it's nothin I'm just Matching Random Words With Random Definitions."

Person 3: "Who the fuck does that, it's retarded!"

Person 1: "I know right."

Person 2:"Fuck you guys!"

by Illiterate_Fuck December 11, 2020

matchablossomsfan

A famous tiktoker who ships matchablossom

P1: hey have you heard of matchablossomsfan?
P2: no
P1: what?! theyre the best person ever!

by DefinitelynotMia💪 December 5, 2021

maxcure

Handsome person, usually very built and has a lot of attention. No one hatss maxcure, he will beat the s out of you if you dont like him.

"Look at that guy over there."
"Where?"
"Next to that tree."
"Oh yeah he is such a maxcure."
"Yeah i wish i was like him."

by Cr4zzy45 April 13, 2022