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air mattress Ashley 

Air mattress Ashley is a blown out girl your man cheats with while you look like King size luxury mattress.
“Why do guys like to cheat with roast beef, air mattress Ashley??”

nickel lay mattress back

A woman who can be persuaded into sexual intercourse very easily and often may have bed sores from being on her back so much.
"Dammit bro that nickel lay mattress back stole 200 bucks out my wallet before she caught her uber ride."

Ur Mistress A Mattress 

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

Pongo mattress 

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.
Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

folded mattress

Someone whos fat vagina is bigger then camel toe and moose knuckle
Person 1- Damn look at that camel toe...

Person 2 nah man thats a folded mattress its huge...
folded mattress by Ajc22 August 22, 2017