Matty

The greatest guy you could find

the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
"i wish i could find a guy like matty"

by thatMatthewperson October 3, 2022

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 23, 2017

Matti

- crazy ass mofugging milf hunter who‘s in general fucking mum‘s with big ass tits and booties
- pussy licking god
- word can also be used as an verb and adjective

„What‘s up bro?“
„Can‘t talk right now, I‘m mattying (noun = Matti - verb = to matti, adjective = matti, mattier, mattiest) Gang gang.“

by matti21003 November 22, 2021

Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022

Untidy Matty

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse

You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.

by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019

Matti

A person who is capable of doing literally anything.

It is also used to describe gods among men.

Hey man, did you see how that guy just kicked those bullies’s asses?

Yeah man, he’s a total Matti!

by Practical Cod November 24, 2021