When you've attempted the whole online dating thing (Match.com seemingly the most popular) and become worn out by the process.
by SqueakySilentK November 06, 2007
Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 22, 2009
by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018
I sent my buddy a message on my space and his crazy ex thinks she has to comment on it, so now the my space match is on. Current score 3-2
by boxin bitch May 23, 2009
by TOMDARAK May 04, 2020
This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.
Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018
Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.
Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.
Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.
by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014