masterhating

hating ones self for missing the opportunity to score

Person1 : AAh! i hate myself for not getting with that chick.

Person2 : dude...stop masterhating

by bob_da_builda October 18, 2010

masturbHATING

when a hater enjoys hatin' a little too much and is possibly aroused

All you assholes who didn't like Prometheus are just masturbHATING!

by boomtrain December 15, 2012

Mapsturbating

1) Obsessing over online maps to find the perfect route or trail you plan to use soon.

2) Wasting time exploring online maps to look at places you never expect or plan to visit.

1) That Shoeless guy sure spends a lot of time mapsturbating on his computer to find fun trails.

2) I know I'll never go there, but for some reason I spent hours mapsturbating at satellite views of Easter Island

by Greebo the Great October 24, 2014

masterlating

To be the only person to show up late to a group meeting or event.

I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind

by joecoolthefool August 19, 2015

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Maxturbating

The act of bringing about sexual gratification in oneself while being a man or woman called Max. Often done while looking in the yourself straight in the eyes in a mirror, while holding a picture of yourself in the "free" hand.

Max. Maaaaaax! We have to go, what are you still doing in front of the mirror. OMG?! Are you Maxturbating again? Disgusting!

by DutchHypeBeast June 12, 2018