Maryland hot bae

When Marylanders or daring out of state people put old bay seasoning on their partner with boring sex life and lick it up.

Steven dared Sarah ,who was out of state, to do the Maryland hot bae. Took her abit to get used to when he heavily seasoned the meat but enjoyed it when he licked it off her tits.

by Onlyme4you May 2, 2023

Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.

Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Man

When something crazy happens on the news the first 2 letters would most likely be Maryland man weird stuff happens in maryland also apart of dmv

Maryland man runs out of store naked

by murlnnnn November 17, 2020

Maryland Senate

(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.

by House Kitten April 10, 2021

Maryland

A state where nobody wants to be from... when they are indeed from there and nowhere else...

Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.

People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.

People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.

Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.

People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.

People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.

by Murylandhon May 8, 2022