Train to Maryland

When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female

Who trying to get a Train to Maryland?

by freaky.J September 28, 2021

Maryland hot bae

When Marylanders or daring out of state people put old bay seasoning on their partner with boring sex life and lick it up.

Steven dared Sarah ,who was out of state, to do the Maryland hot bae. Took her abit to get used to when he heavily seasoned the meat but enjoyed it when he licked it off her tits.

by Onlyme4you May 2, 2023

Maryland

The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.

Did you see that guy with the long ass neck? He said he was from Maryland.

by michaelthegreat December 16, 2018

Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.

When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.

by king JUULian September 3, 2018

Maryland

The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.

Maryland is the Old Line State.

by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022

Maryland

A state where nobody wants to be from... when they are indeed from there and nowhere else...

Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.

People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.

People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.

Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.

People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.

People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.

by Murylandhon May 8, 2022

Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process

“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”

by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022