Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1

A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!
Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*

John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess

Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.

Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen

Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.

Ex. 2

Zach- Fuck Me.

John- Shit man what happened?

Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.

Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!
by MethodMan3 March 13, 2011
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To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.
I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.
by R U N June 16, 2008
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Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
by Just getting along May 22, 2022
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Marry

Marry is a girl who has a very radiating energy full of light and love. Once you stand by her you can feel the need to be comfortable. She is very trustworthy who gets misunderstood. She is a woman who smiles every 24/7. She loves to make people laugh. The color yellow is a simple definition of marry. She is an angel who is always cheerful.
Marry is a girl who can make a room light up
She is a girl that is full of surprises
by Lovenshine November 20, 2023
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marri g

One of the most talented people you’d ever meet. Usually envied and loved by others because of the talent and confidence this person emits. A new age jack of trades!
“I’ll have to pull off a Marri G. for this to go right.”
by King Das September 30, 2020
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Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
by Janet21 March 5, 2023
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