Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1

A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!

Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*

John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess

Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.

Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen

Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.

Ex. 2

Zach- Fuck Me.

John- Shit man what happened?

Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.

Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!

by MethodMan3 March 13, 2011

In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married

To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.

I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.

by R U N June 16, 2008

Biffle Married

Biffle Married is simply the marriage between two best friends. ie. Starsky and Hutch, Harold and Kumar, Chewy and Han. Can also happen bteween opposite sex's.

"yo, they bangin?

Nah Man, they biffle married."

by cleverman1 June 11, 2012

marry crassmas

we wish you a marry crassmas

i hope you have a vary marry crassmas

by Nikov_47 December 21, 2024

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Ivanka Marry 2024

A futuristic slogan for the stupidest to even think would even be possible. It would nearly be impossible for that pair to even get the republican nominee ticket, let alone the presidential election.

The slogans full form is "Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney 2024".

Supper Trump fan: "What is the likely hood of Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney running together for president in 2024 as Ivanka Marry 2024?"
Normal person: "Are you nuts? Haven't the trumps and the cheneys done enough damage to this country already?"

by MST3K I like November 24, 2020

Marryed

You misspelled married. Are you dumb?

John: I just got marryed to Vanessa!
Paul: You mean married?

John: Yeah, my bad. Wait... How do you know that i used incorrect grammar? We are speaking in person!
Paul: *sweats*

by Dragonite Studios April 14, 2020