Mahmod

An Arab guy who has not yet adjusted to Western society. Can usually be found shivering and wearing sweaters in 70 degree weather, cutting his lawn with scissors, and holding books upside-down. Is constantly complaining in broken English about how disrespectful the women are in this country, yet can be found checking out middle school sluts outside of Kosher delis.

His name may or may not actually be Mahmod, but because us uncultured Americans will inevitably be unable to pronounce his name, we just call him "Mahmod". It's ok, he answers, he knows we're talking to him.

Is that Mahmod seriously trying to pay in gold bars? This is a KFC for fucksake...

Airport guy 1: Oh look, a towelhead. Random search, let's go.

Mahmod: I love America! God bless America.

Airport guy 2: Chill man, it's just a Mahmod.

by DJ strumbles July 18, 2010

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mammoglands

A medical description of the female breast.

She's got some healthy mammoglands.

by xeaudo April 3, 2008

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mammoboarded

A form of torture more severe than waterboarding, wherein boobs are placed in vice grips to ensure they're cancer free.

Waterboarding is for pussies; I've just been mammoboarded.

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Mammogenic

Promoting growth of the milk glands.

Ex. 1:

Any straight guy is mammogenic of his girlfriend's (or maybe the girl he sits next to in science class) breasts.

Ex. 2:

George: Dude! I swear Natalie's tits got bigger over the weekend!

Eddy: Yeah, I hear she's mammogenic of them.

Ex. 3:

A good mother is mammogenic for her baby, and a good wife is mammogenic for her man!

by The Guy Who Likes Muffins March 9, 2011

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