mating call of the poot bird

A loud, smelly fart.

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

by pentozali August 23, 2010

melting butterfly

the act of placing a dirty sock that has been used as a cleanup device post-masturbation, in the corner for a matter of weeks, followed by a period of mold growth and bio-degredation.The socks eventually stick together and when ripped apart look exactly like a butterfly with two identical wings.

Johns wife was pissed that he left a melting butterfly in the bedroom.

by Todd the eliminator August 2, 2006

Wal-marting

A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.

B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up

Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!

Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...

by ThaGoldenRod June 23, 2012

malling

to go shopping with friends, family, rivals, whoever the hell u feel like going with.

-"Where were you yesterday?"
-"I went malling with, Stephanie!"

by KiKi-Mishi January 19, 2008

calilfornia mating call

that unmistakable clikn sound created when chopping up some blow tring to lure some coke hoe over to your pad ..

dude .. it was a cake walk .. i just called that bitch up an give her the ol calilfornia mating call. .... next thing i know is we was neked doin shots a tekilla and me snortn fatties off her hip..

by gokoboko September 18, 2005

melting

a roleplaying game internet term used to describe a person who gains many experience points in suck a small amount of time

I've been melting for only 2 days and I've gained 13 million experience points!

by Alex Moosetafio June 16, 2008

alpha maling

Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.

Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.

I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.

by andyman3000 January 6, 2012