Mom

the woman who emotionally abused me my whole life.

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

by people are hot k bye December 11, 2020

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

Mom

An incorrect spelling of the word "mum"

Steve: "My mom beat me earlier!"
John: "I think you mean your MUM beat you earlier."

by every-minute-in-Africa January 13, 2021

mom

A faithful friend who will always take anything for you

Mom I got in trouble by the cops, What you do. Stole hand it to me and Ill take the blame

by JLDBCae;hkbvwpioHQ-9VQW0UVJMQE December 9, 2019

Mom

A subclass of homo sapien, commonly known to tell you to pause online games, let your annoying little brother play a one person game, and embarrass you around friends, crushes, and any other place that they can most.

Extra notes:

•They are a very adapted ancient species, so they have no idea how technology in these new ages works.
•Think that they know everything, and have no knowledge of anything that they say they know, and try to make themselves sound smart when they really aren't the smartest thing alive.

My mom was embarrassing me this morning.

by HarshMyMello August 14, 2017

Mom

someone that gave you birth so don’t be a disrespectful dick

some random person: i hate women, they belong in the kitchen

also them comming out of your moms vagina

by aleyna lol May 26, 2021

Mom

She has been with you through your whole life. Hell, she GAVE you life. She would do anything for you and has always wanted the best things to come your way. She has shaped you to be the person you are now. She is a kind, compassionate, hardworking, charismatic person who you love dearly.

Man she's so good with kids
I know. She has to be a Mom

by Mikky_mouse158 April 4, 2017