Mom

1. A woman who goes through lots of pain to get you out of her butt, then you grow up and move out her house.

2. Made of money

1. I love you mom, by the way I'm moving to my friends house next week

2. Daughter: " hey can I use $20?"
Mom: what am I made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what MOM stands for?

by neonbubble2003 February 14, 2016