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M&M's

The biggest fucking copy of smarties ever. An Illegal drug that deserves death if you are found eating this shit.
Jake: Yo, you got any M&M's?
Alex: Fuck no, M&M's are shit, now get out of here before the police find you eating M&M's.
by thatweirdkidatschool December 21, 2019
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m & m trail fix

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?
by roxbox007 February 6, 2020
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Peanut M&M

The art of covering a guy's balls in some form of melted chocolate, Nutella, for example.
Last night, my friend's gave me a Peanut M&M. It fucking sucked, bro.
by xbr0seidon June 29, 2011
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Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023
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M&M Club

The Munch and Menace Club (M&M Club) was established in 2022 after a Tiktok user by the name of “mega_muncher” posted a series of viral videos that began the reference. The club is dedicated to men who, in mega_mucher’s words, “munched and menaced their way through life.” Referring to the viral terms munch and menace. The user has since been banned from the platform after obtaining over 300k followers. RIP Mega Muncher.
“Bro did you hear about the M&M Club?”
“No who’s that?”
“Just the most prestigious men in the world!”
by anonymous March 25, 2023
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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man face m&m

custom m&m that can be combined with a cookie
by arandomdudelol December 26, 2023
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