Benjamin Lint

A guy who is averagely good at funky friday and it horrible at Garry's Mod and is obbsesed With Super Mario 64

by Mr. Taz July 12, 2022

shit lint

The crumbled specks of toilet paper that fall down after wiping your ass.

Damn it! Who left all the shit lint on the floor again!

Nasty shit lint residue on the seat, wtf.

by Seabiscuit December 4, 2017

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.

Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.

by captaincrunk April 3, 2020

The gunk that accumulates around the keys and buttons on your smartphone.

I had to take the case off of my Blackberry and douche out the berrybutton lint. It was nasty.

by Whalephat July 20, 2010

A form of grieving someone who has passed away which is portrayed by someone who doesn't actually care for their death.

If someone has died, then the person who is linting is them is pretending to care about them in front of someone else.

by Lemon&Sugar March 6, 2022