Jerry Springer limit

(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.

Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.

by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship

hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

by jjzachary April 27, 2011

Pulling; with limited action

The definition of Pulling, but not not getting past the third base.

Sub-Definitions - 1st base = Tashing On

- 2nd base = Any form of action from the extremities that causes sexual stimulation of a sexual organ

- 3rd base = Any form of action from the oral area that causes sexual stimulation of a sexual organ

"Oi Pete what base did you get to last night?" asked Samson
"Only 2nd, the chick 'wasn't ready' for anything more" said Pete with embarrassment on his face.
"So basically it was Pulling; with limited action" saidly Pete

by HPVARROCK September 18, 2013

Barely Legal Limit

The age limit were a 18 year old guy can date a girl who is 14-17 years old.

Dude:this girl am dateing is in the Barely Legal Limit

Dude2:EWW aren't you 18

by Hollyslasher December 20, 2007

right hand limit

Using your right hand to get your pud off. Most commonly performed by male Calculus teachers or students.

Hey Bob...The other day I was on the shitter taking the natural log when the dude in the next stall was taking the right hand limit!

by Craig November 3, 2003

Captain Speed Limit

Derogatory term to describe a slower driver who does not respect the passing lanes conventions.

Thank you Captain Speed Limit, for making sure everyone respects the speed limit.

by stavr0 January 13, 2005

Utah Speed Limit

Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.

"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"

"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."

"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"

by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010