lagged it

(V.) Took forever.

After work I was tryna get it in with my hyna, but I lagged it and she fell asleep.

by Nastyasscollardgreens June 23, 2014

liggered

To be covered in something, usually a liquid

John was liggered after walkin in the rain

by Birdy jr March 18, 2017

Ligger

A racial slur used against Reptilian humanoids in some fantasy games like: SS13

Head of Security: God i hate liggers

by Jim Momma January 29, 2022

mall-logged

What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.

After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home

by Apmac June 28, 2008

I Lagged

A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.

"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."

"I lagged."

"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."

"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

Five Legged Caribou

A man goes inside a stuffed caribou carcass and a woman proceeds to mount the carcass with his erect penis that is replacing the traditional caribou penis.

We snuck into Cabelas last night and Tom and I did the Five Legged Caribou.

by The Great Scott May 11, 2012

one legged pirate

A pirate lacking his third leg
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1

Avast me, one of me legs has been removed by this here sharp sword - Ill have to be a land lubber for the rest of me days.

by Blueice January 27, 2003