lies

generic term for a fake item, or an item that does not live up to its name

searching usenet for music, i find 300 copies of the song with an exe extension, all lies

by Casey Coburn February 2, 2009

Mad Libs

The absolute best game of all time. Better than Monopoly, Sorry, or any other shitty game you could come up with. Could replace the Old Testament with little to no effort.

The maid spilled a hot cup of (shit) all over my freshly pressed (snake bite). I had to go to work the next day wearing a (hardwood floor)!

Your wife? I don't (dick thrust) your wife.

There are no beds, we have to sleep in (Mortal Kombat III game cartriges) or rickety (son of a bitches).

by James "Stardust" Bond May 6, 2005

Lieber

to recieve road-head in a golf cart while doing donuts in the mud

Dude that Lieber was amazing, I'm still dizzy!

by crazy dawg November 23, 2009

own the libs

When you face no consequences for your morally reprehensible actions.

"Boy, those Republicans sure did own the libs when they split up refugee families at the border!"

by Eddie Teach September 27, 2018

Liesel

akin to a tall, graceful antelope. But without the parasites.

OMG, that girl looks like a Liesel!

I wanna be a liesel...

by Bayleebee January 26, 2009

Lies.Com

It means lying/ they played you

Damn she cute af just playing Lies.Com

by Deleteduser666 August 10, 2017

liebercrat

n. (fr. Joe Lieberman + Democrat) A closeted Republican; A neoconservative wingnut parading as a member of the Democratic Party because of political expediency. Someone who has checked all reason and responsibility at the Senate door.

Republicans and liebercrats voted last night to drop a nuclear weapon on Iran in order to "send a message" that the pursuit of nuclear weapons there was morally wrong.

by Carl Willis October 8, 2007