lamina

a light skinned whore or hispanic whore. Animal spelled backwards. Regular Whores are called Animals.

That little Cuban woman is a Lamina!

by Kiny28 January 27, 2008

Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'

by penno May 3, 2008

Liaison

Half-Chub, particularly brutal when one is in sweat pants, and/or a work uniform. Awkward when in social situations.

Hey man, i can't stand up right now, got a little liaison goin.

by Barnstormer123 February 22, 2012

Lamington

The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.

Rob: How was your shit mate?

Bruce: Mate it was so amazing that I turned it into a lamington

by ShootDog McRooballs December 13, 2016

Lamina

A very, veryyyy sweet girl who is literally so nice.

She is a very giving person who has a very nice voice and she is very kind.

She is very beautiful and pretty

Animal spelt backwards so she’s and animal who steals baby food, but she is very social and like to talk.

“That’s such a lamina thing to do..”

by Daiisy Wood November 26, 2018

lamina

Refer to a female that is whore'ish. Very "friendly" with multiple men

All females in the porno industry is a lamina

by Anton O September 26, 2007

Liability

see also: saviour

Read between the lines: It's like giving them the finger, but you've got the liability...

by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010