inspector_lestrade

Cotton Candy loving Gun Toting Hentai Porn Freak With a Tail Army grunt with a MD degree

Inspector_Lestrade mounts Klepto

by someonewhoisgoingtodie July 4, 2003

retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

Lester Bob

Lester Bob is a person that really doesn't give a "rat's ass". This is used to describe a lack of emotion or caring towards anything, i.e. setting your shoes on fire. Lester Bob is a gender nuetral term, although it is most commonly males.

I'm so Lester Bob that I don't care that my shoes are on fire.

by lesterbobbitch January 2, 2011

Lastard

Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.

Who's the dirty lastard who took the last ice-cube without adding some water to the tray?!

by NevilRead March 4, 2012

lestraight

lestraight is a sexuality. it is when a woman likes both genders. combining both lesbian and straight.

gabby: i like boys and girls
jamez: so your lestraight?

by gayby lol July 11, 2019

Lester The Molester

Lester the Molester is a fighting move preferably using a Riot shield or any Shield.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.

Person A: Woah Bro help me I'm Getting Lester the Molester'd
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.

by Tomskiwasnothereomar December 26, 2022

Jason Lester

A fag who can’t take a joke and cry’s about how his life sucks (it does)
One day he will learn to except his life but today is not that day

Jason Lester should be yeet and then beat

by OnlyTheTruth359 June 3, 2018