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A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON
HAHAHAHAHA
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
Lemon by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021
An annoying discord kitten who tries to gain power by flirting with the head admin. Other traits include excessive TikTok use and genshin impact addiction. When losing argument, they would call you an immature kid.
The lemon: earth is flat.
You: no
The lemon: ye it is the ground is flat.
You: it’s actually slightly curved.
The lemon: the images I see shows a flat circle. And lots of people disappear every year so they must have fallen off.
You: no, they would still be on earth and besides people have already circumnavigated the earth.
The lemon: but famous tiktokers said it is flat and they cannot be wrong.
You: bruh
The lemon:well you don’t know anything because you did not agree with me you immature kid, and I’m definitely older than you!
You: stop being such a lemon Xd lol.
The lemon: please ban this kid(with pretty eyes and UwUs).
Lemon by Mama joe yes December 28, 2021
Nick Name For Someones Name that starts with L
Yo lemon come here
Lemon by chujwdupie January 19, 2022
Oh shoot here comes a lemon
Lemon by Foo fighters February 16, 2022
Seth’s wife and is very popular playing games like gorilla tag her enemy is her cousin lime but her brother orange is very distant from her her other freinds and famliy are tomato peanut butter watermelon Ted the pumpkin
Seth’s lemon wife is super hot

Lemons are the best thing ever
Lemon by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022
a word used when describing a eldritch being that has been tormenting your dreams. please help it doesn’t let me call it by its name, it can only be known as lemon, it won’t stop.
person a: “hey are you okay?..”
person b: “lemon.. lemon..”
person a: “what?.. why are you talking about lemons?..”
person b: “LEMON!”
lemon by VerySeriousPerson March 3, 2022