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Ruschmann's Law

Named after Henry Ruschmann, the inventor of glitter, stating that if glitter is present, it will inevitably get EVERYWHERE.
Why is there glitter in my microwave?

Ruschmann's Law man, Ruschmann's Law.
by thegnome6631 November 14, 2010
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Bob's Law

A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.
My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !
by karmagotcha June 3, 2018
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dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.
I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.
by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018
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Homie-in-law

2 dudes that hang out occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends
You guys are hanging out on Saturday again?

Ya, we're not best friends or anything, he's just my homie-in-law
by OreoSleeve June 25, 2023
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Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang
Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010
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Law of Indolence

When one rewards themselves with an escape to their phone after completing a very minimal amount of work, with a minimal amount of effort.
Law of Indolence:
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"
by monkeykaka April 20, 2020
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Fies' Law

When you have an expression with many different terms and you want to find the sum at a very large of said terms. If you have a few terms that grows so immensely faster then everything else, you can write off the small ones as irrelevant and only focus on the bigger ones (Created by Wifies on YouTube)
Lets say we're trying to find out about all of the organisms on the planet. Because there's just so many more bacteria than there is anything else, we can use Fies' Law and just not include all of the almost extinct organisms (Since It wouldn't affect the number that much)
by bruhcubed3 April 27, 2021
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